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Why  doesn't Tarzan have a  beard?

Why  do we press harder on a remote control when we  know the batteries are  flat?

Why  do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'  when they know there is not  enough?

Why  do Kamikaze pilots wear  helmets?

Why  does someone believe you when you say there are  four billion stars, but check when you say the  paint is wet?

Whose  idea was it to put an 'S' in the word  'lisp'?

What  is the speed of  darkness?

Why  is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'  when babies wake up every two  hours?

If  the temperature is zero outside today and it's  going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold  will it be?

Do  married people live longer than single ones or  does it only seem longer?

How is it that we  put man on the moon before we figured out it  would be a good idea to put wheels on  luggage?

Why do people pay  to go up tall buildings and then put money in  binoculars to look at things on the  ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder.....

Who was the first person to look at a  cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these  pink dangly things here, and drink whatever  comes out?'

Who was the  first person to say, 'See that chicken there...  I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta  it's bum.'

Why do toasters  always have a setting so high that could burn  the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent  human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and  not in the freezer?

Why  do people point to their wrist when asking for  the time, but don't point to their bum when they  ask where the bathroom is?

If  quizzes are quizzical, what are  tests?

If  corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is  made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made  from?  

If  electricity comes from electrons, does morality  come from morons?

Why  do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little  Star have the same tune?

Stop  singing and read  on.......

Do  illiterate people get the full effect of  Alphabet  Soup?

Did  you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's  face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him  on a car ride, he sticks his head out the  window?

Does pushing the elevator button more  than once make it arrive  faster?


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